One day my cousin Joshua was walking down the street in his neighborhood on the UES (that Upper East Side to you non-New Yorkers) and he soon found that he was walking next to a crazy homeless guy. This one was ranting and raving total nonsense and Joshua did what all New Yorkers do, he ignored him. But as they both came to a corner and stopped, the cazy guy turns to Joshua and in a moment of lucidity, says, "You know what we're having for dinner tonight?!......Pussy!"
And with that, he crossed the street and was gone.
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